SWE: In a Relationship or Single?

Sex With Emily

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2014

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

A show on why it’s great to be in a relationship or single on Valentine’s Day. It’s a perfect night to go out and meet someone, or stay in and have sex with someone you love. In case you’re wondering, you definitely count as someone you love. Self-love is one of the most rewarding things in the world. Masturbate your night away! Emily shares her best and worst V-day experiences, and what made them special or subpar. Her best V-day was in the third grade when her classmate gave her cash for Valentine’s Day. Use coupon code EMILY for 15% off at Good Vibrations: http://bit.ly/19rLghs. Use coupon code EMILY25 for 25% off at crazygirlproducts.com and coupon code EMILY for 20% off your first purchase at Emilyandtony.com. Check out my new vibrator store: www.sexwithemilyovo.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Look into his eyes, they're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.
0:10.0	Eyes that mark our sacred institutions.
0:13.0	Betrubized, they call them in a fight on me.
0:16.0	Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend?
0:18.0	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.
0:20.0	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:21.0	The world's got every standard, oh my.
0:23.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:25.0	Isn't it common, not only?
0:26.0	What do you mean, like laundry?
0:27.0	It's drinks?
0:28.0	Can we not talk about sex so much?
0:29.0	Are you kidding me?
0:30.0	Oh my god, I want to feel so drunk.
0:32.0	Being bad feels pretty good.
0:34.0	You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
0:39.0	I'm Emily from SexWithEmily.com.
0:49.0	Crazy girl products carry unique, fair-moan-infused products that scientifically make you hotter and feel more confident.
0:55.0	I love their new after-darkline, especially their lip-nipped tingle.
0:58.0	To find out what that means, go to CrazyGirlProtux.com.
1:01.0	Use coupon code Emily25 and get 25% off your purchase when you buy something at CrazyGirlProtux.com.
1:06.0	You're listening to SexWithEmily.
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