Swappin' Dead Presidents: The Emancipation of Abraham Lincoln's Corpse
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In 1876, a small time gang plotted to kidnap Abraham Lincoln. He'd been dead eleven years, but they didn't let that stop them. They planned to trade the late leader's body for their imprisoned counterfeiter comrade's freedom. Guess what -- it didn't work.
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