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Inside the Closet

Surviving a Throuple

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

And we're back.

0:10.0

We're back. We're back with really good sound today.

0:12.0

Yeah, we're speaking into one microphone.

0:15.0

It's nice that we're here at the same time so we can be together. I mean we're doing this on the road for the past four months.

0:20.0

Everyone who's stayed with us us thank the Lord for you

0:23.0

M and I can barely if we were given a Rubik's cube that had only one color

0:28.1

we'd never figure it up yeah I'd turn it the wrong color I'd'd have an anxiety. Yeah, I can't. I knew that the sound was getting bad when like one of my cousins was like, I love you, but I can't, sounds like you're underwater. I know, and that's the best we we could have done we were trying. We were really like I'm telling you this show was hanging on by a thread. Yeah, but now we've got it together. We both have microphones. I have a laptop now so we can do this.

0:55.6

Now did you go to Best Buy to get the laptop?

0:57.6

Fuck no. I went to the Apple store. Oh good. I was retail therapy shopping.

1:01.5

I was trying to feel better. So I was like I'm getting a laptop I've been

1:05.1

retail therapy shopping a lot I just got free clothes from Scotch and Soda I love

1:10.6

Scotch and Soda they saw me I love that brand I I this is this is their shirt it's a woman's shirt but I love it

1:17.3

They have to be a beefy woman this is me this is I'd be a big girl. Don you think well yes I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah no it's I got like

1:29.5

a large for a woman like an extra large but it's supposed to be like big. It has never happened to me before but I've got I've had a horrible week we'll talk about it. I was at the cellar and

1:41.0

this woman came up to me and she said I work for Scotch and soda and I was like that sounds like a fun drink.

1:46.4

Yeah, had you heard of them? No, I know nothing of clothes. I know about them because the character Beth and Crazy Ex

1:51.5

Girlfriend is in all these super fancy clothes.

1:54.5

It's from Scotch and I started looking at the tags because at first I was like, oh I want to buy this and

1:58.7

they're like that shirt's like a thousand dollars and I was like, ew.

2:01.4

But so I would like take pictures of the tags to see and

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