Surprise Date Ideas (w/ Lisa Gilroy)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Lisa Gilroy doesn't want you to think about her little tiddies, okay? So she shares her adventures in surprise dating, complete with tips on how to execute your own fun surprise date for your partner. Lisa reflects on her journey as a 'teenage bride,' recounting her marriage to her high school sweetheart. She pitches an innovative concept for a live dating show to help Nicole find love, and Nicole opens up about her humiliating experience on Celebrity Dating Game.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, baby. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, baby. Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me, a podcast for Me |
| 0:28.4 | Nicole Byer, was trying to figure out why I'm still single and after 8,000 episodes nobody had a good |
| 0:36.5 | answer so now I'm just exploring love and shit and my guest today is a |
| 0:41.9 | hilarious comedian and improvised known for her appearance is on jury duty, |
| 0:47.0 | glamorous, and as the host on Canada's Y TV. |
| 0:51.0 | She's been recognized as Wolters comedians you should know. I'm thrilled to have |
| 0:57.8 | it on the show today. It's Lisa Gilroy! W Whoa-Gilroy! |
| 1:04.0 | Do-doo-doo-do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do |
| 1:10.3 | do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do |
| 1:11.6 | do... Thank you for being here. |
| 1:14.4 | Oh my God, thanks for having me baby Nicole. |
| 1:18.0 | My sweetest baby. |
| 1:20.0 | Just a little insight scoop for you motherfuckers. |
| 1:24.6 | Lisa texted me and said, don't ask me too much about sex. |
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