Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello and welcome to the Conspireway Bitches podcast. I'm your host, Kat Dunn. And I welcome to the ConspireWayBitch's podcast.

I'm your host, Kat Dunn.

And I know what you're thinking.

You probably thought that I quit, that I, you were never going to hear from me again.

You're never going to hear or see from me again, which almost because me and Alex were

on this like absolutely luxurious, Like when I say rich,

like literally living the life of like Paris Hilton, Elon Musk, all these, like, think of like

the richest person you know. That was us last week in the Bahamas. We were staying on a yacht.

So I was like quite literally like out of office, like in the middle

of the ocean. I don't know what ocean we were in the middle of. I don't know. The Atlantic, the Pacific.

I don't know. I don't know where I was. But it was so you weren't far off when you were like,

we're probably never going to hear from her again because I thought about it. I thought,

why don't I just stay here? Why don't I just like become one of these people that like work on the

ships? You know, they have like, we had like a whole crew of like 10 people that were just

waiting on me hand and foot. I wasn't even important. I was working. I was like the help.

It was so, so so much fun. But it was, of course, a work vacation. So don't be

too jealous. I was, I was working hard. But it was really, really fun. I did get to keep up with Big

Brother. I had enough service that I could like watch Big Brother, but I didn't have enough service

that I could like go on Twitch and talk

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