Super Mario Bros. Wonder is a Trip and a Half

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Super Mario Bros. Wonder is a wild ride, y'all. Mario can turn into an elephant, sure, but that's like, the tenth weirdest thing that happens as you progress through the game. What other tricks does everyone's favorite toilet repairman have up his sleeve? Find out inside! Also discussed: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, Insomniac’s Wolverine, Death Stranding 2, Ghost of Tsushima 2, Last of Us Factions multiplayer, Last of Us 2 Remaster, Marathon, the works of Jason Rohrer, the Stanley Parable, Pokemon Unbound, World of Horror, Sea of Stars, Dungeons of Eternity, Wizard with a Gun Subscribe to our newsletter at besties.fan!

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0:00.0	I need a Halloween costume and I I want to be a video game costume and I want it to be sexy that's all I know so I need I need help from each of you to give me one Halloween costume that is a character that is a new surprise it can't be sexy before that I can look good in and I need your help
0:19.6	Okay, can we talk you've come to the right place Chris playing well, and this is not the first time he's mentioned Halloween costumes because he did bring it up on
0:27.5	Resties and last time we spoke about it he was gonna do a garbage bag Sonic the Hedgehog
0:32.6	Yeah, but that we that's not sexy. I talked to my wife and she's like that's not sexy and I said are you sure and then I turned around and showed her what I looked like in a garbage bag and she said
0:42.4	Close but try again close but no cigar. Let me get you with this plant. Let me know how this hits you
0:48.8	Man Joe Kazooie
0:57.6	Just so it's a big beefy man with a bird in a backpack is that and he's a bear right is that where we're at yeah
1:05.8	It's just a big strong hairy man with a bird in a backpack and his name's man Joe Kazooie
1:12.3	This suit sure he hates witches. That's the thing. That's gonna be a problem for you
1:17.7	If you're out there trick or treat and you see witches, you're gonna have to fight them. Yeah, it's not good
1:22.3	Which is not good anymore. He likes he likes which doctors he hates traditional he will write yeah, it's a bit of a double standard. Yeah for real
1:33.4	Okay, okay, I'm that it's at the top of my list because the list is one
1:38.8	How about this can let me give you this
1:41.8	Boom raider and you're just a big next big guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:47.0	Not so shy guy
1:51.5	So you've got the mask say you're a little shy but down below not a mooch. Oh
2:00.0	What I'm sorry what I mean your shy guy but naked from the neck down
2:07.0	Okay, so that's that's that's not gonna be a good. Hey, it's not gonna feel good, but sexy maybe a tasteful mask
2:13.7	So I was I was just gonna dress up as Pikachu, but in a bore-out thong
2:20.0	Now we're gonna guess is that my good my eyes
2:24.7	Because I'm looking at him. Yeah
2:31.5	Cheek at you, that's nothing, please start the show
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