Attention! Attention to all the those in the Federation!

The Federation is gathered to give you a gift!

Well, the Federation is on hiatus. The Federation of Past will continue in the present.

The Federation will remain strong even when you can't see it. It is there.

And well, la, enjoys the sun and skies over mecanos and the Greek Isles.

We will take you back to another Greek Isle. Mecanos.

That's appropriate. I truly, that voice, it takes a certain level.

Ashtray, boys. A vocal strength to do Lindsey Lohens.

Sigarette, Ritten, Euro. Which is gone.

Which is gone. And I think she quit smoking.

I would hope so. She's pregnant. But prior to lens being pregnant, prior to her being married,

prior to her making her comeback via Hallmark movies, she did a show called Lindsey Lohens Beach House.

Which was arguably like maybe the darkest period of her life.

A true descent, heart of darkness, descent, and capturing the most chaotic business model I've

ever seen on television. Lindsey Lohens Beach Club that she opened in Mecanos, her short-lived

Beach Club, it follows, it's sort of the VPR of the AG.

I think she was trying to do a Vanderpump rules of her own and kind of be the Lisa character.

But it failed miserably on so many levels. And it's a confusing descent into madness that's

hard to watch but also necessary to watch. And it really becomes a porch, a character study

of Lindsey and her sort of hermit like reclusive trying to control the narrative but not being

able to control anything. And the result is just like pure chaos. And it really is the origins

of so much of the lore and the sap pod annals. So it's an essential viewing for sub listeners if

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