Hey, this is Daryl. Today's episode of the Total Sucks Show is the last of our Sunderland Till I Die review episodes.

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My name is Darrell Grove and I'm joined by a man who hates this squeaky bum time. He hates this not knowing.

He wants it to be over and we've won. His name is Taylor Rockwell. Hello.

Hello. I do hate squeaky bum time though I do love that expression, which I will forever credit

to Sir Alex Ferguson. That might just be my fandom, but in my mind he's the one who coined it.

But I forget how strange of a phrase it is, because watching this with my wife, she was like, what did that listen to say? I think the phrase existed as like a, you know, a colloquialism, probably in Scotland and up north in England. And I think Alex Ferguson took it mainstream. Yeah. I mean, it's a good saying.

I like that saying more than, let's go with, Jesus looked like a total failure. That's the way to begin an episode. Excuse me? That's like when the priest is giving the sermon at the beginning of the show, he said like when Jesus was on the cross, he looked like a total failure until the resurrection. That was his sermon. Yeah, he was drawing parallels between Jesus' resurrection at Easter and Sunderland possibly going up with automatic promotion.

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