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How long does it take to print $250 million?

Five months. It needs to be worthwhile. It's going to need to be perfect.

12,500 kilos or over eight Toyota Camrys or six Ford F-150s.

That is multiple metric sh-tons of cash.

You must have been f-ing stoked, man, because you knew you were going to put $20 bills all over all of that and then just never work again.

Yes. By designing, there are people specifically looking for you all the time. This is all they do.

You can tell them whatever you want. They're not dummies. I mean, this is as high as a goat. It's just a cup of a line.

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We got this story, Duncan Donuts worker, punched a 77-year-old customer, because the customer called him the N-word and he's got two years of house arrest.

Ryan was just talking about some other stories too and I think we're just chilling tonight. I'm feeling allergies have really smacked me in the face. It's bad, dude.

You know what's an interesting thing about these drinks? By the way, I don't know if this is exactly what you said, but normally when I'm cranking through waters, I feel like I have to go to the bath.

I got a pee way off more often. Whereas this... It's got salt in it, bro.

Oh, the electrolyte, absorbing it, probably. Yeah, it's got what it is. It's got a plant's crave, bro. Yeah, I got a... That's maybe my secret weapon now.

Because I've had known, like, most podcasts I have to pee three times. This is what I was saying about getting dehydrated.

I was... We have a bunch of really good water. We've got these like, with a really nice filter. It's like two, nine-stage filters.

And so I'm like, I'm getting the best possible water you can get. I'm going to keep drinking this and I didn't realize...

But everything. Yeah, no, because... Too good. You need salt in your body. Yeah.

And so I wasn't getting enough salt. So I had to get gatorade. So I bought these. And then like the next day I was like, my whoop was like, you're back to normal and better. And I was like, wow.

I felt real sick. It was weird. It could do your hydration levels. No. No. But I... I felt the sickness. I've never felt... What day? This was like a couple weeks ago.

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