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How long does it take to print $250 million?

Five months. It needs to be worthwhile. It's going to need to be perfect.

12,500 kilos or over eight Toyota Camrys or six Ford F-150s.

That is multiple metric sh-tons of cash.

You must have been f-ing stoked, man, because you knew you were going to put $20 bills all over all of that and then just never work again.

Yes. By designing, there are people specifically looking for you all the time. This is all they do.

You can tell them whatever you want. They're not dummies. I mean, this is as high as a goat. It's just a cup of a line.

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I was looking at NukeMap. What is it? Nuke Secrecy slash NukeMap. Have you guys ever looked at this? No.

What it basically does is it allows you to choose, actually, I don't know what maybe we should pull it up. Let me see if I can pull it up. NukeMap. It allows you to choose Blast Radius and stuff.

Oh, geez. So as we're talking about Russia, nuclear weapons and all of that stuff, I decided to, it chooses Philadelphia all the time.

We're going to choose Washington, DC. We're going to choose Enter Yield, the largest ICBM ever deployed by the United States, which is 9 megatons, and then detonate.

Oh, my gosh. We're doing it. Wait, wait, is that right? Are we dead?

Okay, there we go. No, we're not. We're not. So we're in the Harper's Ferry area, basically, and this would be DC being hit by the largest ICBM the US has ever deployed.

And it's a massive. People don't realize there's a fireball radius of 2.33 kilometers. Then there's the moderate blast damage radius. You're all basically dead.

Then there's the thermal radiation radius, which is 31.4 kilometers.

That's massive. 41 kilometer light blast zone. Fortunately, we're all outside of that. And we probably have more powerful weapons already.

I'll actually challenge you on that. This is a topic that I know a thing or two about. Well, all right, then.

The truth is America doesn't deploy actively deploy any multi-megaton weapons in our current nuclear arsenal. Really?

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