Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Flatten Shanks podcast. Tommy, what a couple of bloody days

I've had. How are you, boy? What's going on? What's going on? Well, no, it's fine. It's

fine, Tommy. Tell me.

Do you want me to tell you? Yeah. So I'm on holiday in inverted commas. I put it in inverted

commas because we're down in Devon, as you know, and it is a great time, but it is not

relaxing with a newborn, a toddler, an 11-year-old, a 13-year-old. I see my wife here as well,

a dog. I know it. That's, yeah. We don't try to swear on this part because lots of kids

listen to it, but it is friggin hard work and you're not allowed to complain about it except

I do. And do you know, I'll sum it up for you. You've been to our house down here. It's

not posh, but it's nice on the inside, basically, like me. And it's got three bedrooms. Now

that is fine until you've got four kids and your toddler needs her own room. The baby's

in with us because she's brand new and the two big girls share a big bed. They like sharing

anyway. They sleep in the same bed, you know, nine nights out of ten anyway. They just

like it. So they make so. But the house is basically made of cardboard and when the toddler

wakes up, which she's waking up earlier here, she started waking up way earlier.

I've never listened to three little pigs. You can't build a house like cardboard, mate. Big

bad wolf will come blow it down. It's a holiday home. It sounds very posh and it is a very

lucky to have it, but it is an ex-cancell house. I don't think the various councils around

the Southam's built them, like the Georgians did. And it's like, yeah, so when she's awake,

everyone's awake. So I'm, I'm leaping in inverted commas out of bed every morning when she

wakes up. So not, I'm not getting up at five because we can't start letting her wake

up. Get up at five. Six, half, six, I'm up. And when you've had a couple of rosas and

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