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Hello, welcome to this second episode of the August Summer series,

brought to you by Flats and Shanks.

I am the Shanks. Here's the flats. Flats. Yeah, and do.

Yep. Flats and do. Right, we've obviously got big talking point this week.

What? The legal headbutt from Tane Basham into Owen Farrow's shoulder.

Can't get into it yet. We've got to tease the listeners. They've got to listen a little bit,

haven't they? They've got to find out what we're going to do.

Blosive views. Upcoming. Oh, my God. It's just I'm good.

But first of all, Tom, Tommy, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tomson.

Um, people, I'm sure people download our pod for the odd rugby view and that will come.

But I do, fella. You okay? Well, David, my wife and two girls went to London on Monday morning

and they didn't come back until half past 10 last night, which was just my God. Oh, my God.

My four-year-old went to my mother's. Oh, my God.

So I cooked a rolled sirloin for myself and had two roast dinners, Monday and Tuesday.

You fat bastard. I know. Honestly, I reckon it's the best one I've done from field and flower.

Don't know why. Sometimes there's been a bit of luck, isn't it? You get a good cut or you've just

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