SUMMER ROAD TRIP: BACK TO MEL'S HOLE

Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Nikki Limo, Steve Greene & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's Summer. And if you can't find the time to take a road trip to Washington to see an extraordinarily large hole in the ground, have we got a classic STDTY hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep crevasse in rural Washington state, shrouded in mystery to this very day. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠ To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://kittensandcoffee.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
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0:38.3	Roger that.
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0:42.3	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
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1:00.2	It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation.
1:04.9	Yeah. What you look like. It's all, did you watch the football last night? It's never about,
1:09.7	what's your skincare routine? Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. And it shouldn't be there. We should be trying to change that stereotype, believing that there is space for everybody. Every little boy dreams about having a bottle on this hole. They can do whatever he wants with. Is that what every boy dreams about? Every little boy, every single one. What would you put in there? Well, you start with your penis. Yeah, yeah. It was nine foot wide. Hello, welcome back to Shaddeville.
1:45.8	I can't say my art name of the show. I can't say it. I know. It's going to be a disaster. I got nervous. You said you were excited. I got nervous. I am going to fuck it all up. Anyway, welcome to shit they don't tell you. What about podcast? Welcome to that. What they both don't. Oh, my God. My name is Stephen Green. them to shit they don't tell you.
1:40.9	This is my wife.
1:41.9	I'm Nicole Green.
1:43.0	Oh my God.
1:43.9	And today we are indeed talking about a topic that I, when Nikki said it, of course, I laugh because I'm a child. Yes, it is the topic of Mel's whole. Love it. I couldn't believe that Steve hadn't heard of it before because this man introduced me to coast to coast.
2:18.0	I didn't really listen to the radio, but sometimes...
2:21.6	You're talking about coast to coast AM with Art Bell.
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