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Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig

Summer Rants! with Mitchell & Jack

Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig

Grace Helbig Inc?

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.86.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Scorching heat, mosquito bites, and sunburn. Don’t you just hate the Summer? No? Ok, well we needed something to rant about, so producer/director Jack Ferry, Mitchell Davis, and I are back at it again... ranting all about the Summer season! Learn more about Mitchell’s delicate hands and his "indoor kids disease," how both Jack and Diane each almost died in the ocean, and why we're so FED UP with the middle months of the year. - PROGRAMMING NOTE: We're taking a little break after this episode, but never fear. We will be back in just a few short weeks! - This episode is brought to you for free by our wonderful friends at Squarespace and MTV’s Scream. Please support them for supporting us!

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0:00.0

On this episode of Not Too Deep, the band is back together. That's right. It's myself,

0:14.0

Mitchell Davis and Jack Ferry, and we got beef with summer. Because apparently we have beef

0:20.8

with everything and anything that you guys suggest us to have beef with. And this time

0:25.4

we're ranting all about the things we love and hate about the summer season. Check it out. I'm

0:31.3

recording this intro before we've recorded this podcast so I cannot call out any other specifics

0:36.2

that could happen. Here's one thing I think happened on this podcast. Mitchell tells us about the

0:41.7

rashi got because he is allergic to the sun. My favorite thing is that a YouTuber actually is a

0:54.9

little allergic to the sun. Mitchell's doing his impression of every terrible family member you've ever had ever. Hey, can I borrow some money guys?

1:16.9

I just started this new thing. It's called AMOI. If we all get in on it, it's not a pyramid scheme. Yeah, AMOI was one of those things that

1:28.4

you like sign up and if you get like 10 people to sign up underneath you and then they get 10 people to sign up on it. It's like a

1:36.9

it's like a how you buy like a van and all that kind of AMOI was sort of the one that was like known as the one that was the most like

1:46.1

pyramid scheme. Well, no, I think it was the one that people were annoyed by because I think it like was the one that

1:51.3

they're all sort of shaped like pyramids but that was not exactly a pyramid scheme. I love

1:55.3

here. What are we talking about trying those I love trying it. It's sort of pyramid. It's sort of pyramid-esque. But I know that was the one that had like

2:00.7

the reputation because like it was popular enough that friends got annoyed. I'm like, oh God stay away from Joe. He's

2:06.8

doing the AMOI thing. He's the whole pitch. Yeah. Do you ever do it? No. I did have a friend who tried to get me in

2:14.0

fact over my friend Joe. Oh, try to get me to do AMOI. Joe, I mean good luck with your future friendship. Yeah, he's a billionaire now.

2:24.3

Oh, is this the vote on that one? Are you being genuine? No, I'm not being genuine. Why do I believe he's a successful IT

2:31.3

professional that had nothing to do with his sales records? Oh, sh**. Successful IT professional sounds like what

2:37.8

witness protection gives someone as a new identity. Okay. Yeah, something terrible is happened to Joe. Yeah. Well,

2:45.3

I was never good at it. Are we recording? Yeah, we're rolling. Oh, we're rolling. F**k me.

2:52.5

It's the the alternative title of not too deep. F**k me. It's been a long day guys. Yeah,

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