Summer is Over… and the Worst

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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From inside the Empire State Building, Chris celebrates teachers, brings Booger on the mean streets of Manhattan, gives verdicts on caller disputes, warns a listener about her unthoughtful boyfriend, weighs in on speedos, throws shade on waterparks parks with all of the piss, poo and vomit in the water, gives hot takes on summertime fun, chats LA classic summers, Las Vegas and the WNBA all while contemplating launching Middle Kid for little kids. Get Surfshark VPN: https:surfshark.deals/klemens use code KLEMENS for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE DONATE to support Teacher Wish Lists: https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/3N53ZIS67GU9N?ref_=wl_share https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1EO9I0S56EPVF?ref_=wl_share https://amzn.to/2Rpdfw8 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A Big Spark Studios Original.
0:04.4	All right, we're good.
0:14.8	Yeah.
0:15.8	And action.
0:16.8	Hi, everybody.
0:19.8	What's up?
0:20.8	Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:22.6	The podcast that we have spent not only an hour, but just like every single brain saw that
0:28.6	all four of us have, plus a guy in New York.
0:31.5	I mean, we have put so much effort into getting this high quality video for you all.
0:35.8	So if you're not watching the video episodes, go to youtube.com slash Chris.
0:39.2	If you are, this is your first time finding us.
0:42.1	So sorry.
0:43.1	What a hot mess to join in on.
0:45.0	But make sure you subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts on hand with Chris Clemens.
0:49.2	Put up videos or we put out episodes every, well, we try to every Thursday, but we're
0:53.8	really getting a groove down.
0:55.3	I'm in the studio in New York, y'all are in LA, and I have eaten the offices like every
1:02.4	single snack of like looking at the table is like a graveyard.
1:06.2	There's like a dead applesauce thing for like children, which by the way, sucking applesauce
1:11.7	out of one of these packets is one of the most disturbing human experiences.
1:17.1	I think anybody could go through.
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