You're listening to KFI AM 640, the Bill Handles Show on demand on the Iheart Radio app.

Good morning. It's a Saturday morning. And we've got three luscious, delicious hours to go on the show.

Why? Because hopefully I get to ruin your life and if so telling you you

have no case or calling you a moron or a creton and you know we haven't had

enough of those lately yeah we need more of those either people are getting

smarter now I'm getting more patient, maybe.

Or I have a screener, I think it's Richie out there today, who is becoming more gracious.

And, well, I mean, his job's in jeopardy clearly.

Okay.

Now, if you have legal questions, and this is how we start the show, of course, the show is caller-driven, which means you call, I answer. You ask, I answer. Hopefully it's, you got nothing there.

800-5201534 is the number to call. 800-5201534 is the number to call 800 5201534 and last week for example we had a what a two-hour stretch

where all the lines were full and you couldn't get in you called and it was a busy signal and there

are times when you know there's nobody there.

It's one of those things. This is why I don't take phone calls Monday through Friday on my show.

Because, all right, you rely on people that call in. It's, now, certain people can talk for three

hours straight and talk about their field.

One of them, Dean Sharp, for example, Dean could do a five-hour show and not take a phone call.

I mean, his depth of knowledge in his field is extraordinary.

And then there's me, of which my depth of knowledge wasn't that terrific in my field of which I specialized in

much less everything else, every other field. So feel free to call 8005201534. And then I'll give you

some legal advice and tell you what I think. And if it's a good case, I'll refer you out

and say, hey, you need a lawyer on this. And then I do commercials for some lawyers.

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