Suddenly Amish S1 Ep1 "Transformed⁩"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:59.5	conditions apply all right poodle I want you to close your eyes I hate this you made me do this all right
1:05.4	before we started I hate this I don't want to close my your eyes. Okay, I don't want you to imagine for some
1:13.0	reason some deeply hidden shameful things inside you and you think going to an Amish country in
1:19.3	Pennsylvania is going to cure you, okay? So you're already a hard sell. But imagine you're already,
1:24.7	you're already kind of bought in and you're standing there and this kind of stoic-looking man who kind of looks like the Amish version of that guard from the Shawshank Redemption is staring at you.
1:36.5	And he says, he looks at you and says, instead of eyelashes, you can't have what?
1:45.5	And you say, I'm leaving.
1:48.0	What is your, what is your non-negotiable to give up for Amish country?
1:54.9	Loub.
1:55.9	Jesus.
2:00.5	Music. I don't think they're allowed that.
2:12.0	Do they use Lou?
2:13.8	Maybe they make it.
2:15.9	Maybe they make their own.
2:20.4	It's like they make their own clothes wow
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