SUBS Ep. 1: Genesis (Part 1)

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🗓️ 29 November 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other and more. It's a whole lot of fckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament. Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to Sexy Unique Bible Study 08:00 In the Beginning 14:00 The First Man & His Rib Wife 23:35 Cain & Abel Menendez 27:00 Noah was the Favorite 38:00 Abraham's covenant & family circumcision Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know what that is.
0:04.0	An ice cold beer.
0:07.0	What's different?
0:09.0	It's Budweiser.
0:11.0	Food longer for a refreshing, smooth taste.
0:15.0	Like no other.
0:20.0	Cheers to that. Budweiser. Like no other.
0:22.3	Cheers to that.
0:25.3	Budweiser, like no other.
0:26.7	Please drink responsibly.
0:28.5	For the facts, visit drinkaware.com. Okay.
0:30.1	Guys.
0:31.1	Something has come over us.
0:32.8	This is actually like a huge moment.
0:36.7	Laura had a genius idea.
0:39.0	So you were maybe struck by the divine.
0:41.7	I was a bit struck by the divine.
0:43.1	Okay, so to give full historical context of just like me and where I'm at personally,
0:49.8	I'm in a bit of a year seven, and that is like a spiritual seeking year.
0:55.6	If you're into numerology, that's like what the vibe is.
0:59.6	Out of how many?
1:00.7	Out of nine, seven.
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