4.7 • 653 Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2015
⏱️ 29 minutes
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0:00.0 | When Allie was in elementary school, she kept a diary, and she wrote about all kinds of stuff, including boys. |
0:08.4 | And for people who can't see me, I am gayer than Christmas. |
0:13.4 | Dear diary, all the boys at school are stupid and dumb and especially ugly love Allie. |
0:23.6 | Okay, and stupid, the word stupid is spelled, |
0:31.6 | STU-P-I-T. |
0:33.6 | Stupid. |
0:35.6 | That's Ali, reading from the diary she kept when she was in grade three. |
0:43.8 | And this, well, this is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids. |
0:48.6 | I'm Dan Meisner. |
0:50.1 | Grown-ups read things they wrote as kids is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. |
0:54.2 | Brave adults get up on stage in front of a room full of strangers to share the weird and wonderful things they created when they were young. |
1:03.0 | This time, recorded live at the Spice Factory in Hamilton, Ontario. |
1:07.7 | We have a traumatizing game of Spin the Bottle, some solid advice from a third |
1:13.6 | grader, and we learn what New York City is really like. This stuff is angsty and awkward and cute, |
1:21.2 | and in some cases, it can shed light on who we are today. So think about the stuff you wrote |
1:27.2 | when you were a kid. |
1:28.7 | And stick around. |
1:36.1 | Off the top of the show, we heard from Allie. She thought all the boys at school were stupid, |
1:41.1 | dumb, and ugly. Well, boys were not the only thing Ali wrote about. Here |
1:45.8 | she is on stage in Hamilton reading a few more selections from her childhood diary. Dear diary, |
1:53.8 | now I am in grade three. I am so big now because I'm in grade three, not in grade two, and not in grade one. |
2:08.2 | I got a lot of diarrhea at camp this summer. Love Allie. |
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