Stupid White Guy Olympics: Governors Kemp, DeSantis and Abbott.
Unf*cking The Republic
UNFTR Media
4.9 • 683 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
In today’s Quickie we celebrate the upcoming Olympics with our own field of challengers for the nation’s top Stupid White Guy! Exciting times. Our contestants include three Republican governors and it’s a real barn burner. Governors Kemp of Georgia, DeSantis of Florida and Abbott of Texas battle for the gold to be decided by Unf*ckers who can vote for their (least) favorite at unftr.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the fourth installment of unfucking quickies, where we have a little roll in the hay on a serious topic, but with our tongues firmly jammed in our... |
| 0:08.6 | Whoa, whoa. |
| 0:09.4 | Still a family show, right? |
| 0:11.5 | Cheeks, manny. |
| 0:13.3 | Tongues firmly in cheeks. |
| 0:15.5 | Oh, good. |
| 0:16.2 | I thought you were going to say asses. |
| 0:18.0 | My bad. |
| 0:19.1 | Why would you... |
| 0:19.8 | Jesus. |
| 0:26.3 | Anyway, if you're new here, just know that unfucking quickies are different than our regular episodes where we go balls deep on an issue. |
| 0:30.8 | Enough, you two. |
| 0:32.3 | Sorry. |
| 0:33.1 | Sorry, 99. |
| 0:33.9 | Sorry, 99. |
| 0:35.3 | Coming up next, unfuckers, we have an episode all about modern monetary theory, followed |
| 0:39.9 | by I'm not really sure. |
| 0:41.7 | And then I'm sifting through a number of awesome suggestions from unfuckers and subfuckers. |
| 0:45.8 | Now, forgive this next bit, but it's an email from a listener that made my heart sing |
| 0:49.9 | because it's about our coffee. |
| 0:51.5 | It's quick, I promise. |
| 0:52.7 | As most of you know, our show is uniquely |
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