You know, depending on when you're listening to this,

or how to do everything get-together

is either tomorrow or today,

or already happened, and you missed it.

Or Merry Christmas.

If you happen to be listening to this before April 8th, 2015 at 6 p.m. and you live in Chicago,

you should come join us have a drink and some cake at the hideout.

That's Wednesday, April 8th.

I feel like we should say Jillian is going to be there.

I feel like that people will come.

Jillian, our producer Jillian Donovan, she talks like this Jillian can you put your mic up?

Hello I talk like this there she is Jillian will be there that's Wednesday

April 8th at the hideout.

Hey John, what can we help you with?

Well, my question is, how many gold medals would my guide dog win if I entered him in every

running race, every foot race in the Olympics.

So you'd assume that he would be in a world where that dog is eligible to compete against

Usain Bolt and all the other runners, how many would he win?

Right, right, and I'm also, I guess I would assume that he would understand the rules too.

Yeah, he would stay in his lane.

Yeah.

What's your dog's name?

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