I just realized I've been talking on mute this entire time.

I've been waiting, man.

I said what up? You muted me?

I was like...

I muted you.

I didn't meet you.

I've been...

Dude, I've been telling this story for the last three minutes, and I look down and

I see the damn thing is red.

Oh, my goodness.

Bro, I started saying what up, and then my mic went up mute, and I was like, oh, he

needs to be fired.

I'm going to tell it again.

All right.

I'm going to tell the story again because we're going to give people another minute to roll in.

So here's the story.

That's too good.

Here's the story.

I've always wanted deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving.

But, you know, you should deep fried turkey in a house, right?

Not enough. You can't deep fried turkey in an apartment. And I lived in an apartment building for

the majority of my adult life. But, you know, now I have a house. I live in Westchester, and I was like, I'm deep frying a turkey this year.

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