Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this

planet.

There's two guys, I'm bad with a voice that sounds like Barry White and

be God say, hey, let's do its baby.

God himself would pay $3,9.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can

only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugach, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony.

Mikey, we're going to get to an old friend, Chris the Bear Felica, in just a couple of minutes here. I know I have so many

questions for the bear but he knows I would say him and Lucy probably know more about college football than anyone I've ever

spoken to like really know college football not just like hey you know they're

really paying attention to Iowa.

Yes, to Iowa to like bad teams, not just Alabama and Georgia.

They really pay attention, they really care about that sport, they care about the history about that sport.

They care about the history of that sport.

In fact, those two in terms of my Mount Rushmore,

people who actually care about college football,

those two, Lucy and Chris the Bear

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