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This is LBC, from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, there we are. Three minutes after 12. Leave politics in the fridge for a moment and immerse yourselves instead into a world of trivia

and illumination of facts and figures of erudition and education. It is your weekly opportunity

to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

The way it works is that you ring in with a question, a question to which you know there must

be an answer, but you are damned if you can find it. And then someone else ideally rings in with

the answer. And I ask them how they know the answer to that question, and they tell me. So when I say,

what are your qualifications? It doesn't mean that you have to say, oh, I have a PhD in applied mathematics.

You could just say, I heard it on your program last week, James, or I saw it on the telly last night,

or I have a PhD in applied mathematics.

All are valid answers to the question, what are your qualifications?

Because the question, what are your qualifications? Because... Because the question, or rather the answer, is how you know it. How do you know that thing that you've just told us?

Don't send me messages complaining that you can't get through. Don't forget, Rami, when you're listening on Catch Up.

So, no, a man was not caught with 104 turtles down his trousers. It was 104 snakes. I've already answered that question. But you can probably hear that. You're probably listening to this about an hour, an hour behind where we currently are. A nice moment, though, to remind you that with Global Global Player you can rewind and pause live radio.

Shall we crack straight on? I don't think we need much. Oh, crak it's a prize. There's an amazing prize, a brilliant prize.

For my favourite contribution of the day, you can win a mystery hour board game. Absolutely beautiful bit of kit.

Yours for the price of a brilliant question or answer or just a winning contribution.

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