Fellow Conspiracy Realist, we like the rest of the world have our eyes on the recent assassination attempt of former US President Donald Trump on July 13, 2024.

As we recorded this strange news program before that incident occurred, we are releasing a special full episode on the event, which will be published this week.

Thank you for your time. Be safe and stay tuned.

From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies,

history is riddled with unexplained events.

You can turn back now or learn the stuff they don't want you to know.

A production of I-Heart Radio. Hello, welcome back to the show. My name's Matt. My name is Noll. They call me Ben. We're joined as always with our super producer Alexis

code name Doc Holiday Jackson. Most importantly, you are you. You are here. That makes this,

the stuff they don't want you to know. It is almost birthday season

here at how here it's stuff they don't want you know as we heard all headlong toward August and the news isn't

stopping. Taco Bell has a retirement home just off air. We're talking about some big

changes in Greece and a lot of people are smuggling animals in their pants that's hot again now and

they're apparently also happy to see us yeah well there's one great case with a guy

named Matt Pancake real name real name name, you can see him on YouTube,

getting caught in a leopard onezy, asleep on a bench

after he broke into a pet store

and tried to smuggle a bunch of hamsters out in his in his onesies.

For sex stuff? Unclear?

You know what I mean...

I'm wondering if it was out... It could have been floated out there. You know you I'm just I'm wondering if it was out it could have been floated out there you tell us folks maybe there is an entirely wholesome

Indeed noble reason that you would need to put on an animal one's and throw a bunch of hamsters in your hands.

Maybe he just really identifies with the animal kingdom and he was just trying to liberate his people,

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