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🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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In this week's strange news segment: In the wake of the recent US Presidential Election, Russian President Putin's aide Nikolai Patrushev releases a bizarre statement about "obligations." A misprint on merchandise for the film adaptation of Wicked takes some consumers to adult content. The US FDA announced a proposal to remove oral phenylephrine from the market, citing evidence that it doesn’t work. All this and more, plus a lot of puns.
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| 0:00.0 | From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies, history is riddled with unexplained events. |
| 0:06.9 | You can turn back now or learn the stuff they don't want you to know. |
| 0:12.0 | A production of IHeart Radio. Hello, welcome back to the show. My name is Matt. |
| 0:27.2 | My name is Noel. |
| 0:28.3 | They call me, Ben. We are joined, as always, with our super producer, Dylan, the Tennessee pal Fagan. |
| 0:34.2 | Most importantly, you are you. You are here. |
| 0:36.6 | That makes this the stuff they don't want |
| 0:39.7 | you to know. It is the top of the week. If you are hearing this, the evening it publishes. |
| 0:45.0 | Let us welcome you to November 18th. And good luck on the upcoming Thanksgiving celebration, |
| 0:51.2 | fellow Americans. My fellow Americans, you will eat turkey until you fall asleep. |
| 0:57.8 | I don't like turkey, though, dad. |
| 0:59.8 | I mean, President, Dad. |
| 1:01.5 | We'll take your trip to fan straight. |
| 1:03.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:04.5 | Oh, man, speaking of that, you know, the whole triptophan thing is, you know, |
| 1:08.0 | largely been debunked in terms of what makes you sleepy. |
| 1:10.7 | I actually watched a cooking video recently where an internet chef named Chef Jacques pointed out that it's likely people eating raw flour in their gravy because it has not been cooked long enough. |
| 1:21.9 | People just sprinkle it in and don't give it time. |
| 1:24.1 | And that just turns into glue in your gut and makes you sleepy. |
| 1:27.0 | So consider this our holiday PSA for both gravy and... at time. And that just turns into glue in your gut and makes you sleepy. |
| 1:34.4 | So consider this our holiday PSA for both gravy and any sort of rue you choose. |
| 1:39.5 | Please cook correctly, follow the directions, and stay safe, especially around your crazy uncles. |
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