From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies, history is riddled with unexplained events.

You can turn back now or learn the stuff they don't want you to know.

A production of IHeart Radio. Hello, welcome back to the show.

My name is Matt.

My name is Noel.

They call me, Ben.

We're joined, as always, with our super producer, Dylan, the Tennessee pal Fagin.

Most importantly, you are you. You are here. That makes

this the stuff they don't want you to know. We're coming to you. Uh, hot and ready, like little

Caesars on September 8th, 2025. Hot to go. H-O-T-O-G-O. Yes, but we are recording this on Victory Day, September 3rd, 2025.

We did it, y'all. Wait, no, we were invited. Which is a huge deal for a big part of the world, the U.S. and Western Europe and Japan not being invited. We'll get into that. We do want to do one headline at the top.

Guys, there's been some shaking up over in the United Kingdoms branch of McDonald's,

which we mentioned earlier in our listener mail program. We are sad to report that the leader of McDonald's UK is moving on.

There is a new successor who is going to be the heir to the French Fry throne,

but Zoe Hamburger is finding other opportunities.

That's not really her name.

That's really her name.

Shout out. Nominative determinism, maybe.

So we wish you the best of luck.

Is she stepping down amidst a scandal?

Did the McCrumpets campaign not work out?

I don't think it's a scandal, and I do love that pronunciation there.

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