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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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It's almost the end of the year -- Disclosure looms, raccoons and humans alike pull heists, folks are housing Faberge eggs, fungi evolves in Chernobyl and pretty much everyone is trying to survive. Ben, Matt and Dylan want to tell you a joke at the beginning of this week's strange news segment. Stay tuned for the upcoming episodes inspired by this segment.
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| 0:00.0 | From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies, history is riddled with unexplained events. |
| 0:06.5 | You can turn back now or learn the stuff they don't want you to know. |
| 0:12.0 | A production of IHeartRadie. Hello, welcome back to the show. |
| 0:28.3 | My name is Matt. |
| 0:29.4 | Our colleague Noel is on an adventure, but we'll be returning shortly. |
| 0:33.1 | They call me bed. |
| 0:34.4 | We're joined as always with our super producer, Dylan, the Tennessee pal |
| 0:38.3 | Fagan. Most importantly, you are you. You are here. That makes this the stuff they don't want |
| 0:44.9 | you to know. We're rounding out the end of the calendar year. Gentle reminder for everybody |
| 0:51.1 | in the audience that calendars are kind of malarkey. Uh, but anyway, if you're |
| 0:55.7 | hearing this, the evening of this program publishes, welcome to December 8th, 2025. I can't believe we've |
| 1:04.2 | made it almost. Knock on wood to 2026. Now, slow it down. Slow it down. Right. Now, in honor of this, my comrade Matt and I |
| 1:19.0 | thought there would be nothing more appropriate than to open with a joke brought to us by none |
| 1:25.9 | other than Super Producer Tennessee. |
| 1:29.3 | Hey, I heard this one the other day and I thought you all might like it. |
| 1:32.4 | So some explorers are going through a remote part of the jungle with their guide. |
| 1:36.9 | And the first night, they hear some drums. |
| 1:39.3 | The guide says, don't worry. |
| 1:40.5 | You only have to worry if the drums stop. |
| 1:42.7 | So they calm down. |
| 1:44.2 | The second night, they hear the drums again, |
| 1:46.3 | and once again, the guide's like, no worries. |
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