Stranded, Screaming & Scorekeeping
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when airline etiquette, panic disorders, frozen ponds, dirty airport bathrooms, and relationship ultimatums all get shoved into one chaotic blender.
We kick things off with a full-blown airplane armrest showdown — because apparently the middle seat is still the Hunger Games of air travel. Then things escalate when the crew dives into a lawsuit against Southwest Airlines involving a stranded passenger and a debate that somehow turns into a mental health, personal responsibility, and assigned seating spiral.
From there? It gets worse. (In the best way.)
Would you yell at teenagers walking on melting ice? Would you report an Uber driver with a kid riding shotgun? Would you wash your hands after touching what Lern lovingly described as “a KFC Famous Bowl situation”? These are the hard-hitting questions only a daily comedy show like this one dares to ask.
And then… the real drama hits.
A listener is forced to choose between his lifelong best friend’s bachelor party and his girlfriend’s reception invite to a wedding he doesn’t even care about. The crew debates loyalty, RSVPs, testosterone levels, scorekeeping in relationships, and whether Riz would absolutely ruin a wedding out of spite.
(It’s yes. The answer is yes.)
This episode of the daily comedy show swings from hilarious to heated to “someone check Riz’s T levels” in record time. It’s everything you expect from The Rizz Show — sarcastic humor, weird news, relatable life chaos, and the kind of arguments that somehow end with someone threatening to give a speech at a wedding just to make a point.
If you like your comedy podcast unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and rooted in real-life situations that spiral fast — this daily comedy show delivers.
Welcome to the chaos. We live here now.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:00.7 | Rizuto. |
| 0:01.3 | Rizuto. So my wife got home from Atlanta yesterday. Honey, how was your flight? It was all right. Oh, what happened? Here we go. It's back. Archmadness. Archmadness.com is the home for the State Farm MVC men's basketball championship. Yes, Arch Madness. A St. Louis tradition. March 5th through the 8th at the |
| 0:22.4 | Enterprise Center. Celebrating the 50th year of heart racing excitement. The last 36 years have been right |
| 0:28.4 | here in St. Louis. Five decades showcasing buzzer beaters, madness, and championship glory. Don't miss out |
| 0:34.3 | on the Family Fun Pack presented by 101 ESPN. Four tickets, four sodas, four popcorns for 105 bucks. |
| 0:41.2 | Check out the 12 Missouri Valley teams including Missouri State, Illinois State, Indiana State, Drake, Belmont, Bradley, and more. |
| 0:48.6 | Get your tickets now at Archmadness.com. |
| 0:51.4 | Nice weather yesterday, spending time out on the deck. |
| 0:55.1 | My deck, courtesy of Chesterold Fence and Deck, when we bought our house back in 2018, |
| 1:01.8 | yeah, 2018, the deck was in disrepair. |
| 1:06.4 | And we're trying to put Band-Aids on it. |
| 1:08.2 | Like the railings were loose. |
| 1:09.8 | We have to tell people, please, for your health and safety, don't lean against the rail because you could plummet to your death. So we eventually had to do it. We had to, we had to bite the bullet. We had to call on Chesford Vets a deck, and they did a tear down of the old deck and put up a gorgeous new deck. They used their own crews. |
| 1:27.6 | They used their own tools. |
| 1:30.6 | We did the underdecking. |
| 1:32.1 | We did the concrete patio. |
| 1:34.4 | They did it all. |
| 1:35.0 | Everything was in-house over there, and we couldn't be after it. |
| 1:37.5 | Chesterill fenced deck. |
| 1:39.7 | In business for 56 years. |
| 1:41.9 | Fences, deck, sunroom, screen rooms, patios, retaining walls, windows. |
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