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I set out to make a little digital piece podcast thing and I ended up trying to tackle the main

questions of life. I think I nailed it.

I discovered an odd quirk in the world that everyone knows about. But I'll just give you one

example. And then I'll relate it to Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. Me and my buddies wanted a guy's

kind of weekend. We didn't really commit to the whole weekend, just kind of a guy's

afternoon. So we said, you know what is a guy thing to do? Catch a shark. Great. Let's go catch a shark.

So we booked a shark catching boat. And if you want to catch a shark, you got to go out very early

in the morning. So we go to Rhode Island or Massachusetts or somewhere and we're there with

the shark catching guy. Me and my buddies, they've got like a cooler full of beer. We're like,

this is going to be great. We're going to be out there on the open sea. Catching sharks. Awesome.

We see an old salty dog come in and talk to our captain. Not a real dog, a name for an old timey sailor. He's like,

you're going out on this, but it's super foggy. He's like, yeah, you know, these guys are going

to catch sharks. And we're like, we're going to catch sharks. He's like, oh, okay. I was like,

well, it's weird. That old salty dog is not too confident going out in this fog. So we get on, we're headed out. So far, so good. We throw some hooks over because you got to catch some

bluefish. The bluefish are chomping away. We bring in the bluefish, you're chopping them up.

You're throwing them in the chum. Now we're getting way out to the shark-infested waters of New

England. Oh, my goodness gracious. Then this guy takes a big five-gall gallon bucket full of blood, throwing the bluefish in there.

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