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🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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“Every woman in America has this on her refrigerator,” says Christi of yet another line that Kelly uttered in pure frustration that would go on to become one of the most quoted lines in Dance Moms history. Kelly and the other Moms have been spending extra time making costumes that they pay Abby to provide while Abby sits eating in the McDonald’s parking lot. When Kelly fails to get rubber stoppers for the chair Paige was using in her dance number (which Kelly explains was a setup by production) Abby throws the chair at Paige in frustration. Kelly barges into the studio and screams at Abby “Stop eating! That’s why you’re fat!” and storms out, taking Brooke and Paige with her.
Now that they’re filming the show, Abby doesn’t need Melissa’s money and Melissa doesn’t have time to work at the studio’s front desk. So, while Maddie is technically on the bottom of the pyramid this week because she forgot her steps at the last competition, she is also there–as Christi points out–because Melissa hasn’t been sucking up as much to Abby lately.
Given their long history, Kelly knew instantly what Abby was up to, though no one believed her at the time. She talks about how flustered she felt being made to look like she had failed her daughter because she couldn’t reveal production’s mistake on camera. She also points out the hypocrisy of the fans’ negative reaction to her calling Abby fat while Abby calls her idiot and stupid multiple times per episode, often screaming inches from their face.
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0:00.0 | Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance |
0:03.2 | Baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance |
0:07.3 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? |
0:11.8 | All of it, electricity, do we ride now? |
0:16.0 | Bop bop bop, now turn the volume off, lock it me up |
0:20.0 | Electricity, oh! |
0:22.6 | Hello, bichettes! Welcome back to the bar! |
0:26.0 | And you're too deep. |
0:28.4 | Biches, Bich number one, that Christy |
0:31.6 | And Bich number two, Kelly. Someone said they really liked being a bichette, so that's why I was reading it. |
0:37.4 | Oh yeah, yeah they're like, oh my god! |
0:39.4 | Makes it worse than merch, I want a bichette t-shirt. |
0:42.7 | Oh my goodness, yeah we should do that. |
0:45.2 | That's a cute word, I want a bichette, it's like a baby bich. |
0:48.8 | Yeah! It's like a bich in training. |
0:53.7 | We both have classes. |
0:58.5 | Those are master's classes, Kelly. |
1:00.8 | Yes. |
1:02.6 | We're the master's class. |
1:04.6 | Yeah and you definitely stepped it up in this episode, which we're gonna get there. |
1:08.2 | We're gonna get there. |
1:09.0 | I know why. |
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