Stop Bringing Your Stank-Ass Eggs to Work!
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
A mystery coworker calls out Victoria for bringing “stinky eggs” to the office… and she absolutely loses it.
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| 0:35.5 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:37.4 | Danielle? It's all you. What do you have? So somebody left Victoria a note on her desk telling her to stop bringing her stinky eggs into the shared office kitchen. Well, we know that feeling here, don't? So her friend and her co-worker wanted me to phone tap her. So I call as the mystery co-worker who left her the note and she's not happy. |
| 0:54.8 | All right. They never are. Let's see what happens in Daniel's phone tap. Hello. Yes, I'm looking for Victoria, please. This is she? Yeah, Victoria. I hear you have a problem with the note I left. I'm sorry, what? The note I left in the lunchroom about your stinky hard-boiled eggs. Oh, who is this? |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, it doesn't matter who this is. |
| 1:13.2 | People are sick and tired of coming into the lunchroom about your stinky hard-boiled eggs? Oh. |
| 1:11.6 | Who is this? |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, it doesn't matter who this is. |
| 1:16.5 | People are sick and tired of coming into the lunchroom and having to smell the nasty eggs that you bring every day. |
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