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It's Tuesday, December 23rd.

Time to get the family around the TV and watch Miracle on 34th Street.

Or maybe it's a wonderful life.

Don't come to our house because you're going to see Crampus.

And with that, welcome to this episode of Amy and Teach. Do people find that strange, I suppose, if you would recommend a, not just

a horror movie, but specifically, we're going to do a Christmas horror movie. A holiday-themed horror

movie. And if you all haven't checked it out, if you just look that up on Google or Rotten Tomatoes,

you will see dozens and dozens and dozens of gory, scary movies all themed for Christmas.

What does that say about one who chooses this type of entertainment?

I guess it might say that we're looking for a thrill along with the fireplace and the

presents wrapped underneath the tree, looking for a little thrill.

Maybe that's fair.

We want something that, I guess, messes up that norm, that perfect holiday package, right?

Sometimes we know how Christmas movie is going to go. Yes. And sometimes it can make us feel

bad about our own lives. Whereas if I watch crampus, my life's looking pretty dang good. So folks, we decided. We love, you all know

we love our horror movies around here. So we decided we give you a few recommendations. Now,

tread lightly here. I don't know what, you probably shouldn't introduce these to a mixed

crowd. You should know this group pretty well before you put this movie on.

No. And we, yes, we watch these with our daughters because I actually think I raised my daughters

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