Yo, what's the delas everybody here's a good one for the peanut gallery

they wanted me to start with a good one what's the tell us yo Jesse what's the

tell us what's the tell us you cannot say what's the delas and not being a good

mood I encourage you to do it each and every day I'm no longer comedian from now

on I am going to be a motivational speaker and medium I want to be a medium I

want to learn how to talk to dead people can I acquire that skill do I have

the 5G network in my head to be able to have conversations with people on the

other side like John Edward I want to do it I want to do it and I won't have a

bad cell phone connection you ever notice all the people who talk to dead people

just can't quite hear what they're saying you can hear them but it's like

they got Metro PCS they're kind of going like I'm sorry what was that okay

with a P I'm looking for a word that starts with a P and someone who had a

relative who wore a hat on one day give a relative who died who wear a hat

someone who you love has passed is everyone over 35 in the room wow that's a

coincidence let me tell you something these fucking mediums after COVID-19 are

going to be making bank bank because because what are we at now one million

dead and that's just in Florida and they don't care and I love it Florida

doesn't care about death because they don't fear death they do cocaine you tell a

guy on cocaine that COVID's coming he's gonna say how can I snort it they don't

care and he's gonna say that in Spanish he's gonna say yo Kwon those snort it

I don't know how to say snort living in Miami where you don't speak Spanish is

funny I lived in Miami for a year it's a Spanish city okay it's a type of city

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