Welcome to episode number 112 of the Chris Rose Rotation, a production of John Boy Media and presented to you by our friends over at Seat Geek.

And even though this is episode number 112, 30 is the big number for today's co-host.

That would be from the Chicago Cubs organization, Stephen Brault.

Hello, Stephen.

Hey, Chris. So why is 30 such an important number on today's show?

Well, because I just turned 30, like 10 days ago. Yay!

Woo! Made it! All right. Yeah, made my mom feel really old that her youngest son got to 30.

She was, she's obviously happy, but also like, man, heaven's quick.

Like, really, did it happen quick?

Did it?

It does because we look at Brady, you know, Brady's 16 and Josh is 21. And so Brady's just finishing his sophomore year in high school. And Michelle and I look at each other. We're like,

oh God, how did all this happen? Like we look at him and he looks, first of all, he looks like he's

a sophomore in college instead of a sophomore high school. He's got the big shaggy hair he's got like the nice growth going and everything and we just we sit there and like

i cry because he just want your baby to be your baby so i understand where she's coming from yeah uh the baby

is not so babyish anymore i'm uh but i still can't grow i mean like i shave every other day just to you know keep but i still can't grow. I mean, like, I shave every other day just to, you know,

keep it. But I still can't. My beard is never going to be good. It's just not going to happen.

What would it look like? It looks like a Wolverine beard because I don't grow anything right

here. You can see you have a bald spot. Right. So what happens, I actually grow

pretty decent on the sides. I go a fine mustache, everything, and then I just end up with this

hole in the middle. And I've done it before. I did it once where I like purposely let it grow

for a while and then just shaved that completely so there's not even any

stray hairs you know and there's just this gap right here and i i actually had that facial hair

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