Ian Higgins here and that's the noise that I make when I talk.

Now, you're going to get a little 10, 15 minute teaser here of TGC Raw. You can sign up at patreon.com forward slash grey cricketer. Or if you're on Apple, you can sign up by just going to the Grey Cricketer feed and clicking on the unlock button there. You know how the internet works. But if you want more ashes in your life for the summer, or indeed the winter, or one of the seasons which involves like a dry or a wet season

if you're not in the north or the southern hemispheres, then you can just join us on Patreon if that's what you want to do. Anyway, here's a teaser this week. Well, what a week it's been. Can we all just take a breath? No, the answer is no, we want more. We're sick.

We need treatment.

We need more and more and more in case this thing gets taken away from us.

And we're going to start with the obvious place.

Just how fucked are England right now, Pezzler?

How fucked are they?

And what I mean by that is that they can't really do anything.

Holiday, no holiday, nets, say stuff, don't say stuff, no nets, uh, you know, keep yuppies,

laughing along with yourself, don't laugh at yourself. They're absolutely handcuffed. They are fucked. Thoughts? Good.

Hoist on one's own,

Patard.

I'm sorry, but... Well, I'm not sorry.

In fact, sorry, not sorry.

Yeah, okay.

Deeregrin,

2015, Twitter.

You're a goober.

Goober.

Shit.

Uh, this is... 15 Twitter. You're a goober. Goober. Shit. This is what happens when you bring a style of cricket that is an attack on Australian values

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