Steve's stunning MJ impression - 27 Jan 16
Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra
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🗓️ 27 January 2016
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra. |
| 0:06.0 | Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. |
| 0:09.5 | Nice to be company. It's Wednesday the 27th of January. |
| 0:12.4 | Are you good? He good? Preparing for a little badinage with our celebrities. |
| 0:17.3 | I say celebrities, the fifth person to be evicted from celebrity Big Brother, |
| 0:22.1 | is Christopher Maloney. To be honest with it, I didn't even know he was still in there. |
| 0:25.8 | It just goes to prove what you can achieve on television by not featuring people on the |
| 0:31.7 | programme. To be honest with you, I thought it was all Gemma Collins and Daniela Westbrook, |
| 0:37.2 | who incidentally, the woman who's claiming to have the 33 million pound ticket, if ever she's at a loss for what to do, she could be a Daniela Westbrook lookalike. That's not a complimentary thing to say. So Christopher Maloney found Gemma Collins intimidating. She's just horrible, actually. Just horrible. I think that describes her very well indeed. The crowd look as barking mad as usual. He comes out of the house. He apparently's had cosmetic surgery and still manages to look that bad. Gemma Collins, you know, it was sort of there. I mean, I wouldn't have anything to do with a, I'd have, you know, I'd have been throwing food, left, right and centre. He got cheers and the crowd. |
| 1:12.7 | That's all that he hopes for nowadays when you come out the house. |
| 1:15.2 | She's going to be booed like there's no tomorrow, |
| 1:17.3 | and then she'll suddenly realise there'd be nobody out there. |
| 1:19.4 | Who's going to turn up for her? |
| 1:21.1 | Who are they going to drag out when Gemma Collins finally gets kicked out? |
| 1:24.0 | And it'd love to be a fairly hefty boot to kick her out. David Guest reveals deep regret about |
| 1:29.5 | having plastic surgery. Good Lord. 35 years ago, he sort of says, oh, you know, Michael Jackson |
| 1:34.8 | convinced me to do it, but David Guest can say any old clap trap, can't he? Michael Jackson can't |
| 1:39.2 | answer. And I don't remember any interviews with Michael Jackson where he said, oh, David, you must |
| 1:43.5 | have some cosmetic surgery. And so we don't always believe it. David just looks a bit freaky now. He turned |
| 1:49.2 | up the other day. He was on, uh, must have been on loose women. I don't know why they'd bother |
| 1:53.0 | putting him on there. He's the most peculiar person. Doesn't contribute anything to this country, |
| 1:56.6 | as far as I'm concerned. Uh, an emotionally toxic person, so says Gillian McKeith about flusie, Stephanie Davis. |
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