This is the BBC.

Genius. Genius.

Hello, this is Evil Genius, where I make a panel decide if someone's achievements outweigh their git side.

From Einstein to John Lennon, in fact, we play this game all the time, all of us.

For example, the small-in-eye ignored an old lady crossing the road,

but I quickly thought up a pun based on walking sticks as I laughed and passed impassively by.

That's what we need to decide. Evil.

Or genius.

Also most important, sorry, it's my tablet device. Wait, I'm going to read it off my phone.

Actually, no, I'm going to do it off my laptop.

Actually, can we be in the script to my Wi-Fi television device?

I'm just kidding. There's no script.

That's right. Today's subject is Steve Jobs.

The panel helping me run a moral software update that they don't even want today

is my former lover and owner of my russet target hair colour.

It's comedian and tele star Stephen Beire.

Oh, hi.

He'll look to each other when he's in former lover.

Look at which one is there.

A comedian who has that rare thing amongst our kind, an actual physical talent.

She's a puppeteer and crafts person, as well as Jester.

It's Beck Hill.

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