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You should be frustrated.

That suck.

They're listless.

They've no offense.

I know they care, but you're a Metfan. You should be frustrated. That suck. They're listless.

They've no offense.

I know they care, but they don't appear to care. Mendoza's got no answers. I don't think there are any answers. You just have to wait and hope that one day you roll the ball out there. And, you know, a bunch of guys get hits and you score a bunch of runs and feel good about yourself. but I do think it's time that the Met fan base is allowed to comment and keep it real with Steve Cohen. Because the honeymoon's over, guys. And I know that it was a well-deserved honeymoon because he represented the anti-Wilpan, right? He's going to spend all the money he's got. You're going to be a top three spending team. If there's a guy you want, you can go get him. Of course, it hasn't actually worked out like that either. But right now they do have the highest payroll in baseball. So Steve Cohen can certainly say, look, I made you a promise that I would spend. I've spent. Now they've nothing to show for it, other than a couple of postseason appearances, but obviously no World Series championships,

but the Twittering's got to stop.

The tweeting's got to stop. It's got to stop.

Because you are so out of

touch with the Met

fan base, it's really comical.

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