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Dumb People Town

Steph Tolev - Knight Scope

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more!

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H. E. O. P. dot com slash D. P. T. Great. Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population. You population tolleve.

1:58.3

Tolleve. The. Welcome to the show. I said there are. I'm glad I tried to. I'm in with the town. I tried to sing it open. You're all pointed at me. That's why I wanted to. Yeah.

2:09.3

You're a gamer. You're a gamer. You're ready for it. You are so much fun. We had you on the show before. We had to have you back on the show. You know the well part of the all things comedy family. It was great podcasts. You have you're a phenomenal follow on TikTok and on Instagram.

2:24.3

We'll tell everyone how to do that. We'll do all that later. We got dumb to deal with stuff.

2:29.3

Have any of the dumb story. You can send them to us just to add Dana Vancouver at. A squad. Other hashtag. Don't people down will know when who sent it when and we get it in the order.

2:39.3

Can't help breathing Randy. You seem like you're a breath.

2:43.3

I was like. I was.

2:47.3

I'm going to take the one breath challenge. Okay, here we go. Sent to my car. Lee McDermott at. She. Car. Lee. Wonderful. This comes to us.

2:54.3

He says not from the daily record. Oh, the daily record. I get that every week. Yeah. Not daily. I weekly get the daily record.

3:02.3

This is just a dumb fun thing that I love it. Tesco shopper gets club card tattooed on arm. So he never misses supermarket deals.

3:11.3

So when you go to Ralph's you go like where's my card to get the discount. He just now like a Holocaust survivor points to his inner arm.

3:21.3

And so guys, I remember there's a whole new nearby my house, not a bragging, but I was in line and their love is like settle down. I know.

3:31.3

I'm like, what if I'm walking in on my wallet and I'm Amy's like, can you go pick something I can just go in there and show my palm and do it.

3:52.3

So I did it. And then like the next three days my bank basically called me because I use my bank card and my call me and they're like, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, it's whole foods. They wouldn't do anything. Oh, really? Like they admonished me like I was a bet like they're my grandmother. What are you doing? Like, based on what J.J. said, yeah, went after me. Well, this guy got his. Yeah, his savers card tattooed on to his arm.

4:16.3

A scaffolder. What is that? He makes the scaffolding outside of it. He's like, I don't do the project. I make well allow you to. I'm a handful. Yeah, big in the staffing. Yeah, I I can bring you to the point when you're about to come. But then like, I

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