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Steak n' Shake 8: The Musso & Frank Grill with Evan Susser

Doughboys

Headgum / Doughboys Media

Fast Food, Healthfitness, Mike Mitchell, Snacks, Chains, Restaurants, Comedy, Ucb, Arts, Spoonman, Doughboys, Fastfood, Nick Wiger, Food

4.85.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Commissioner Evan Susser (Killing It, Fist Fight, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins the 'boys to air some grievances about the podcast before a review of Musso & Frank Grill in the eighth annual steak-and-a-shake year-end tradition. Plus, a chilly Drank or Stank.

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0:00.0

This is a Headgum podcast.

0:05.8

Lights are going up, snow is falling down. There's a feeling of goodwill around town.

0:14.2

It could only mean one thing. McRib is here. People throwing parties ugly sweaters everywhere.

0:24.4

Stockings hung up by the chimney with care.

0:27.9

It could only mean one thing.

0:32.3

Big Rib is here.

0:33.9

At Participating McDonald's for a limited time.

0:36.4

Want to watch this episode?

0:37.6

Check it out on our YouTube channel by going to YouTube.com slash doughboys media.

0:45.4

He weighed 119 pounds, and 19 of those pounds were cack.

0:50.9

Countless versions of this quote have been documented, said by screen legend Ava Gardner in reference to

0:56.7

her third husband, the anatomically blessed Frank Sinatra. Born in 1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey,

1:03.6

with effectively two umbilical cords. By the 1930s, Sinatra was regularly delighting nightclub

1:09.2

crowds with his massive hog.

1:11.6

During World War II, this diminutive pipe swinger whipped his built-in jump rope to the top of the charts,

1:16.6

as screaming Bobby Soxer women and hooting U.S.O. troops turned out by the thousands to get a glimpse of his jaw-dropping and throat-widening donger.

1:24.6

Nicknamed the Chairman of the Board, Old blue eyes, and the cervix destroyer.

1:30.1

In the late 1940s, Sinatra teamed up with fellow hogsman Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter

1:35.4

Lafford, and Joey Bishop to form the original supergroup, the rat pack, named for the front-facing

1:41.2

rat tails packed by these huge dick circus rakes.

1:47.0

These five fuck machines collaborated on tours, Vegas reviews and films,

1:51.0

including the original Oceans 11, a film based on the length of Sinatra's hog.

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