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Dork Diaries: Tales From a Not-So Fabulous Life

Simon and Schuster

Arts, Pre-teen, Diary, Books, Stories For Kids, Kids & Family, School

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Nikki’s friends help her recover after an embarrassing moment in front of her crush.

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0:00.0	This diary belongs to Nicky J Maxwell, private and confidential.
0:05.9	If found, please return to me for reward.
0:10.8	No snooping allowed.
0:13.0	Rachel Renee Russell presents the Dorp Diaries Podcast.
0:16.0	Rachel Renee Russell presents
0:21.0	The Dorp Diaries Podcast.
0:24.0	Brought to you by Simon and Schuster Audio. Episode 6, Wednesday, Wednesday, September 18th.
0:40.0	Okay, I'll try this again.
0:44.0	After I saw that camera in my face, I knew exactly what was going to appear on the front page of the next issue of our school newspaper, Me.
0:55.0	It was very obvious to me that some way, somehow, Mackenzie had completely charmed Brandon
1:00.7	with her awesome beautyness and lured him over to the dark side and then
1:07.2	brainwashed him. How could my crush, the secret love of my life, do such a horrible and wicked thing to me?
1:17.3	I felt like I had been stabbed in the heart with my favorite lucky purple ink pen, the
1:22.4	hot pink sparkly one with feathers, beads, and sequins on the end
1:26.0	by my beloved Brandon
1:29.0	and left to die on the floor of the cafeteria with everyone watching and laughing.
1:37.6	Then the most bizarre thing happened.
1:41.6	Brandon kind of smiled at me, slid his camera out of the way, grabbed my hand, and pulled me up off the floor.
1:51.0	Are you okay?
1:52.0	I tried to say, yes, but my voice just made a gurgling sound like I was strangling or something.
2:00.5	I swallowed and took a deep breath.
2:03.0	Sure, I'm fine.
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