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Oh, man.

If you're a part of the grounds crew and you listen to this podcast every week,

let me just tell you that the work that goes on behind the scenes and no, this is not like a part

where I'm going to talk about J. Hay producing the podcast even though he does a phenomenal job.

The work behind the scenes that I'm talking about is the amount of effort that it takes to get Dallas

Braden connected to the internet and on this Skype call so that we can do this fucking podcast,

the original plan was like, hey guys, let's get together. I want to have a team strategy meeting.

We'll talk about it. We'll hop on early. We have been trying to get connected to the internet

for 40 minutes because Dallas Braden does not know how to get on a Google Hangout Dallas, your thoughts.

That is, that could be further from the truth. That was accurate all the way up until you told me

or you told our listeners that I didn't know how that's just false. That's just false.

I'm dealing with plug-in blockers. I've got to download different precious metals and shit like

guy. I'm into fucking logging on, logging in and let's go. All right. I like all this cookie cash

and like, come on man, make it fucking simple here. Make it simple. I need the retina scanners to

fucking pick it up. Let's go. Get here. Yeah. Now I literally said, your grandchildren are going

to despise you because you're going to be the grandfather that's like, kids, show me how to get

on snap face. I don't know how to hook it up. I'm trying to promote my podcast.

Jared, if I have grandkids and I'm still doing just podcasting, we have bottled lightning or

I am in a real bad spot. I mean, you know, maybe podcasts aren't going to be a thing in like

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