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Start Justin Fields + AFC Win Totals

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Chris tells us what should (and will) happen in the 49ers, Patriots, and Bears QB battles. Then he and Paul pick over/under for AFC win totals. But first, Simms explains how he dodged a face-full of cake Sunday night. (5:30) Jimmy Garoppolo vs Trey Lance: Did Kyle Shanahan show his hand yesterday? (23:30) Cam Newton vs Mac Jones: What does Mac bring to the Patriots that Cam (and Tom Brady) did not? (35:15) Andy Dalton vs Justin Fields: "Have I seen everything I need from Justin Fields? No. But..." (45:15) Win Total Over/Unders: AFC East (55:05) Win Totals Over/Unders: AFC North (1:06:00) Win Totals Over/Unders: AFC South (1:15:00) Win Totals Over/Unders: AFC West

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, tell me to do it, guys, but this is like a really nice take in the whole curve. You get a nice big piece of cake, so you better not throw that damn thing on me.

0:12.0

Come on, get out of here! Come on, get out of here!

0:18.0

Oh yeah, nobody's gonna know what the hell that is. That's right. Yeah, you were traveling, so you're excused. You don't know.

0:26.0

But last night, we did a little bit of a soft opening of our new Peacock post game show, right? Soft launch. Soft launch, a soft opening.

0:33.0

Whatever the hell you do. It's a store, it's a show. Who the hell cares? It's one of those things, but we did that. It was my birthday yesterday.

0:40.0

I know, right? Here it is. So here you go. Oh right, no. Oh good deflection. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I've had people tell me that's 99 matted awareness right there.

0:51.0

What's she going to? Yes, she's taken full credit for it, because I said, man, it's gonna be a long year for you, Catherine, because you're gonna get paid back, and you're just gonna have to keep waiting for it to happen.

1:02.0

She brought it out, and I knew something was up, but then she kind of sat there and stopped, and they must have told Jack and Rodney to talk to me for a second to distract me.

1:14.0

So I'm looking at them, and I'm thinking she's not gonna do anymore. We've gone over it. It's not gonna happen. I'm ready. And I turned around and saw it, and thank God she didn't get.

1:22.0

KC had the opening. She kind of, she was trying to be slow, and it's a good thing she did.

1:27.0

And she moved quickly. It would have been right on. I know. I know. Yeah, she did. She went easy on me. Yeah, it doesn't mean she's gonna avoid payback, though. I'm not gonna go easy on her.

1:35.0

We have no cake, Pete, right? Do we? No, no, okay. Did you see how it fell? It fell perfect. It didn't.

1:41.0

It only a little piece fell off. It fell flat on its... Did you eat it? There it is. It fell perfect. It's upside down.

1:48.0

That's what I do. I mean, I just flip cakes, and they land perfectly. How many pieces on the drive back to Greenwich? Did you have?

1:54.0

No, and I had enough food and cake this weekend, and a lot of other substances to go along with it, so I didn't need any more things in my body at that point.

2:03.0

And that was like, probably 12.30, like 12.20 last night, so I was done with sugar for the day.

2:08.0

I was thinking about your 41st birthday. I had you and Mike on this morning. Today's the last morning of my house. The kids aren't up because school starts tomorrow.

2:15.0

Yeah, I had it on full blast. I heard everything the first like 10 or 15 minutes. Right. Very nice gift of Mike to get you that jersey from Brian Piccolo.

2:23.0

It's such a cool idea. Crazy. I was actually thinking because I saw online that it was your birthday. I should have gotten him a Bobby Stoops jersey because Bobby wore 41 in Iowa.

2:34.0

All the Stoops brothers did. Tiny little connection between the two of you. Yeah, I mean, he just whoop my ass every year when he was at Oklahoma.

2:41.0

I thought it might be a little sensitive, but now 41 won't laugh about these things.

2:44.0

It's not sensitive at all. I mean, I wouldn't laugh at it. You're right. I mean, I always think of him and go, oh, mother of fucking Oklahoma.

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