That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

These are indeed Mitchell Stark's Ashes.

This guy is a freak.

He is now the best batter in the side.

He's the best bowler in the side.

He is just the best bloke I've ever met in my entire life.

He is Captain Leader Legend without being a Captain or Captain, or a captain, which is a separate thing,

or El Capitano.

That's right.

It is late at night and it's been a travel day.

Peza, I understand from a cricketer's perspective, when you look at that last session, how

quickly the game moves, I understand that if I was playing and I was a pro athlete and I cared about my body,

I would have absolutely zero interest in playing a pink ball game.

I would have zero interest in it.

Like it's scary.

I would lose faculties because I'm scared of the ball and it looks hard to see and I can't

execute my skills that I've trained my entire life

for. Now, the players have to realize that we don't give a fuck about that because the pink ball

test is amazing. People can watch it. It's on a prime time. And when your team wins in prime

time in a test match, sorry, that's just the greatest thing ever.

So Australia 2s are going to win a game by an innings.

I'm not happy, but what I will say is that these are Mitchell Stark's Ashes.

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