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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Trade Coffee: Right now, Trade is offering 50% off a 1 month trial at https://drinktrade.com/garbage Thrive Market: Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/GARBAGE to get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a question for all you bozos and homies out there. Do you think your garbage? We'll come find out the boys are about to hit the road for that back on the block tour. We're starting out there on the left coast, baby. Yeah, we got San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Brea. Then we got Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philadelphia, at the Met, Rochester, Toronto. Guys, get your tickets now. These will sell out.
0:24.2	We love you.
0:24.7	They'll see. at Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philadelphia, at the Met, Rochester, Toronto.
0:21.8	Guys, get your tickets now.
0:23.1	These will sell out.
0:24.2	We love you.
0:24.7	They'll see you on a road.
0:26.2	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:31.6	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:40.4	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:45.9	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:50.0	This is R.U. Garbage.
0:51.5	Oh, yeah.
0:52.1	It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy.
0:56.1	Yeah.
0:56.7	Just a big old piece of trash. Trashashashash. I'm your host, A Tully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition. She killed a ladybug last night. Okay. She's fucked. All right.
1:08.9	My cousin is coming at you from across the table.
1:12.2	He is the CEO of,
1:13.5	you garbage.
1:14.2	He's in an investment. He's an international businessman. I get you flustered, don't I? And my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Because I was thinking of trying to explain to you Why that joke didn't hit
1:28.9	Because it wasn't a joke, it was more of a statement
1:31.3	Which it's a joke in itself
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