STAPLES IN MY HEAD
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
This week: Jen tells the long ridiculous story of banging her head on a medicine cabinet, bleeding, going to the ER and all of the fun antics that went on from a misunderstanding, the other characters in the ER, and a young doctor in residency who thinks she hits her head a lot because she lives alone.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun, no fun, good shit, good luck with podcast, good luck to be |
| 0:36.0 | No fun, the Jen Kirkman pod cast |
| 0:40.0 | Episode 10, season 10 |
| 0:44.0 | Now that sounds, that'd be like numbers, this one's for you, I don't know why |
| 0:48.0 | someone's like I love numbers, but only when it's the same number twice |
| 0:52.0 | Should I record this over? No, I shouldn't, this is what the podcast is |
| 0:56.0 | It's me Jen Kirkman, comedian, author, TV writer, podcaster, going |
| 1:02.0 | Off the top of her head knowing the topics I want to talk about, but there is no script |
| 1:06.0 | And there is no editing within reason, I mean, you know, I might edit out |
| 1:12.0 | Like if I totally lose my place or I do some really gross cough |
| 1:16.0 | And of course we edited some commercials on this free version, but you know and I'm sane |
| 1:22.0 | Whatever I say, I say, it's a podcaster I come to talk about what's going on in the world |
| 1:30.0 | In my head and in my life and by the world it's not really a political podcast by any means I talk |
| 1:36.0 | More about, you know, things going on in American culture for sure |
| 1:42.0 | Sometimes it's pop culture, but we're not going to solve the political problems of the world on this podcast |
| 1:48.0 | Because sometimes I need a break and that's where I come for an hour to tell you all kinds of stories |
| 1:56.0 | Like right now I will tell you the story of how I gashed my head and went to the ER a couple weeks ago |
| 2:02.0 | Now I have not talked about this publicly |
| 2:06.0 | I'm saying that like I'm some major, not not major celebrity but like |
| 2:14.0 | Major person like I'm you know your senator or a president of any country |
| 2:20.0 | Where she been, she's been in hiding for three weeks, you know, like one of our Supreme Court justices |
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