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Like that's be so negative.

But the last time we were all together, we were like so excited, celebrating Vieranness.

And like, it's Lunes.

And it's Lunes.

And I don't know how to sort of grapple with the realness that is Loonus.

We were all so happy that day.

It's hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become.

I actually don't feel that way, not to be like toxicly positive.

No, by the way, we're on the same page today.

That it's like a bright chipper happy day.

I feel like it's a big week we have a lot going on i actually have like a lot of things happening today that are buoying me and like

just distracting me from the fact and the case of the mondays yeah i'm going to be toxicically positive

too i saw healer last night like really i don't even know what the best word to call

this wonderful woman who came into my life, into my apartment, and gave me the rub down of a lifetime.

Now, it was, it wasn't a massage. She is a doula. She is an herbalist. She's a masseuse. So it was like

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