4.7 • 653 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2015
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | When Glenda was 14, she used her diary to ponder mortality. |
0:05.0 | Dear diary, it's Valentine's Day and I realize today that I am going to die alone. |
0:15.0 | I am going to die a withered old lady with feisty cats and bony dogs |
0:20.0 | in a dingy 3,000 square foot apartments. |
0:28.3 | That's Glenda, reading from the diary she kept when she was 14. And this? Well, this is |
0:34.7 | grown-ups read things they wrote as kids. I'm Dan Meisner. Gronups read things they wrote as kids. |
0:38.0 | I'm Dan Meisner. |
0:39.4 | Grown-ups read things they wrote as kids is exactly what it sounds like. |
0:43.2 | A live open-mic event where courageous adults get on stage to share cute little kid writing and angsty teen writing and everything in between. |
0:54.5 | This time recorded live at Electric Owl in Vancouver, BC. |
0:58.8 | We have angry live journals, a poem about losing your virginity, |
1:03.7 | and a dead moose carcass. |
1:06.1 | This stuff is weird, it is angsty, it is awkward, |
1:10.1 | but there's a lot we can learn from our former selves. |
1:13.5 | So think about who you were when you were a kid, and stick around. |
1:24.5 | A minute ago, we heard from Glenda, who predicted she would die alone in a dingy 3,000 square foot |
1:31.5 | apartment. |
1:32.8 | But that wasn't the only aspect of her adult life, she predicted at 14. |
1:37.9 | Here's Glenda live on stage in Vancouver with a few more predictions. |
1:43.1 | I'll live next door to one of my brothers and his happy family, |
1:47.4 | and they'll have my niece or nephew visit me every week to check if my oxygen tank is leaking. |
1:59.3 | They're going to invite me over for Christmas dinner every year out of pity |
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