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Am I the Jerk?

Squatters BREAK INTO my house and MOVE IN, REFUSING TO LEAVE... so I RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

A group of entitled squatters move into my house while I'm away on vacation, claiming that they

0:05.2

had a rental agreement with the owner, which is me. But despite the fact that I never agreed to

0:09.9

these people living in my property, I decided to get some petty revenge by not only taking back my

0:14.7

property while they were away, but also humiliating them in the process. And I'm honestly so satisfied

0:19.7

by the way this turned out, and I really hope I never deal with them ever again. Here's what process. And I'm honestly so satisfied by the way this turned out,

0:21.0

and I really hope I never deal with them ever again. Here's what happened. So I live in a rural

0:25.5

area about 100 kilometers out of a large regional country city area. My town has about 200 people

0:31.3

in it, and there is no shops, meaning that the nearest shop is about 20 kilometers away. I also live

0:36.5

with my partner and we don't have any

0:37.9

kids yet. Now, four couples who are our best friends decided that we should all go on a four-wheel

0:42.8

drive camping holiday together to the top of Australia on Cape York Peninsula. We organize our annual

0:48.2

holidays to coincide together and we would be away for just under four weeks. My neighbor also

0:52.9

joined us, but his wife does not like camping or four-wheeling, so she decided

0:57.2

to stay at home.

0:58.2

About two weeks into our trip, we are camping rough just alongside rivers, creeks, or near

1:02.8

the beach, as we very slowly meander our way up to the tip of Australia.

1:07.1

We're doing lots of fishing and swimming in the waterfalls and all kinds of fun things.

1:15.7

We also rarely pass through towns and therefore have no phone reception most of the time.

1:21.0

As we near the top, there is a town about an hour from the tip and we call in there to fuel up and get some more supplies.

1:28.6

But it's right when we get there that our phones start going off like crazy, with multiple numerous missedalls, text messages, and all kinds of alerts.

1:33.7

My neighbor's wife left many messages stating that someone had moved into my house, a man and a woman,

1:38.4

and a small child. She did ask them what they were doing, and they stated they were friends of the owner, but couldn't and would not state the owner's name. And fun fact, I'm the owner of the

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